Saturday, 13 December 2025

#80: THE SHINING

                    

STARRING: Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers, Barry Nelson, Joe Turkel, Philip Stone and Lisa & Louise Burns. Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Diane Johnson. Cinematography John Alcott, music by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind. Directed by Stanley Kubrick. Budget $19 million. Running time 143 minutes. Originally released in October 1980.

A wannabe writer, Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) accepts a five-month job as the out-of-season winter caretaker of the Overlook Hotel situated deep in mountains of Colorado. There he takes his wife Wendy (Shelley Duvall) and their son Danny 'Doc' (Danny Lloyd), Jack's looking forward to working on his great American novel (once he can think of something to write about), Wendy's looking to spend quality time with her family and trying to keep her husband's barely concealed rage in check, and little Danny just wants to eat P&J white-bread-sandwiches, watch cartoons and play with his firetruck. The last thing he wants is to be chased round a giant hotel by an axe-weilding maniac who just so happens to be his dad. However, shit gets real when they become snowbound and Jack promptly goes mad. Whether it's the isolation, the hotel's ghostly inhabitants, or his deeply annoying family who drive him there is anyone's guess, although my money's on wife and kid, no one wants that sort of emotional anchor when you're trying to be creative. They just drag you down!

This marks the film's 45th anniversary, although time has not dulled it one iota, it still looks mostly as fresh today as it did back then, only the costumes looks a tad outta wack.

This one surely polarises people who've seen it, me I fucking love it. Frankly it's one of the most unsettling and uncomfortable films I've ever seen, and god knows I've seen it a lot. This time round it's the full-length version, all 143 minutes, which I've only ever seen on Blu Ray. So it's sudden arrival at my Cineworld made for the best pre-Christmas gift E-VER!

There's been a lot written about this film, about its deeper hidden meaning, it's social interpretations and the such and it's staggering just how much utter guff has been written about it, from theories claiming it an 'allegory of American imperialism.' that it addresses 'topics of toxic masculinity, sexism, corporate America and racism', some read it as an 'Oedipal struggle not just between generations but between Jack's culture of the written word and Danny's culture of images' while other talk about it being a 'metaphor for the genocide of Native Americans', or that it contains a subtext about the holocaust. None of this is true, those elements people claim were always there, but just not labeled, Jack is clearly a wife abuser and we know he physically abused his son, but that doesn't make this film a study of toxic masculinity or sexism, it's just who Jack is. 

I once went to a Fortean Times Convention back in the 1990s and remember a talk by a small group of people who had tracked a hidden network of leylines between standing stones that crisscrossed the United Kingdom and I realised that if you want to find evidence of something you believe in you will. The Shining is the perfect example of that, because it allows every crackpot out there to 'discover' the truth or hidden agenda in the film, and it does that by being extraordinary empty to such an extent that people need to fill the voids. Kubrick isn't interested in all that, he set out to make the best horror film ever made and he did. In the same way he set out to make the best science fiction film of all times in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In The Shining it's clear that he sat down and deconstructed the horror film, learning all it's tropes and tricks, then threw them out and started from scratch. And in doing so he made one of the scariest films of all times. It's a film that's lost none of its power. 

He focused on a small group of characters trapped in a single location, a classic horror trope, and in the Overlook hotel Kubrick created not only a location that seems alive. Those miles of corridor, the cavernous ballrooms, the blood red bathrooms, the tapestries, the carpets, the rugs, the bizarre geometry the Overlook feels and looks so alive you'd want to visit in the real life. 

Added to that is the otherworldliness of the story, is Jack bedevilled by supernatural powers or by mental breakdown? I believe it's the former, although the later is needed for it to work. And that last slow shot into the photo of the 1921 Independence party with Jack front and centre, which some theories claim means that Jack is original Grady, once again I don't, all I think it means is that Jack has now become apart of the Overlook, lost in some distant past awaiting his opportunity to serve his master.

To add more tension, he had a music landscape created by Wendy Carlos that is deeply unsettling, it just helps to up the tension and the paranoia, the whole film is designed to get under your skin, the sharp sound effects, the roar of the Danny's bike's wheels across rug and floor, the silence of the slumbering hotel, coupled with unsettling flashes of the supernatural, the wall of blood the haunting "Hello Danny, come and play with us." all it helps to build an overwhelming sense of jeopardy and impending disaster. And at its centre Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance. Watching him come apart at the seams is a masterclass in acting and I don't think Nicholson has ever been more handsome or more terrifying. 

As to the film's true meaning, that's simple.

It's a film about writer's block. Jack is one of those wannabe writers, he'll tell anyone he meets he's an 'author', it's probably what bagged him Wendy back in the first place. But truth is, he's not a writer he just dreams of being one. His home in Boulder is strewn with thin paper backs, westerns, and the kind scattered randomly around the apartment, but the thing is these aren't the books of a true writer, just a failed one or a wannabe. One who spends more time telling everyone who'll listen that he's a writer, that he's just waiting for the right time to write, and so when the Overlook job comes up he deludes himself into thinking this is the answer to his prayers, the perfect opportunity to write and off he goes. Trouble is once he's there he has no more excuses as to why he's not writing. Wendy asks him how's it going and he says he's been thinking about a couple of ideas but nothing working just yet. Once again, bullshit! He's run out of excuses as to why he's not writing. Truth is he can't, he was never a writer, he was someone who loved the idea of it, but not the hard work. When he's sat at that goddam typewriter with the blank sheet of paper he's utterly lost and to keep his wife off the scent he starts typing, probably as a joke at first, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." In his head, he's doing this until the 'story' arrives, trouble is it never will. And finally when his deceit is discovered he lashes out at his family blaming them for his inability. And that's my take on The Shining. All that other stuff about ghosts and spirits, that's just all his rejected ideas that he couldn't make work.

Anyway, enough guff. the score as if you needed telling is without a doubt.

10/10









Friday, 12 December 2025

#79 FACKHAM HALL

 


STARRING: Thomasin McKenzie, Ben Radcliffe, Katherine Waterston, Emma Laird, Tom Goodman-Hill, Anna Maxwell Martin, Sue Johnston, Tom Felton and Damian Lewis. Written by Steve Dawson, Andrew Dawson, Tim Inman, Jimmy Carr and Patrick Carr. Directed by Jim O'Hanlon. Running time 97 minutes.

It's all happening at Fackham Hall, the inbred toffs upstairs are dimmer than 40 watt lightbulbs, the staff downstairs aren't that much better. There's stupid gags aplenty and an endless stream of sight gags, the jokes, japes and puns that come thicker than custard and at such a rate that if one doesn't land, then don't worry there'll be another along in the minute. 

One thing's for certain, it's not big, it's not clever and it most certainly isn't sophisticated. Parodying Downtown Abby, Bridesend Revisited, Upstairs, Downstairs and the Forthsyth Saga this is a silly enough romp. It made me laugh, along with my daughter and wife, but not so my Woke Princess son who sat stony faced throughout it all, head in hand, boy was he not impressed. He starred at me at the conclusion of the film with a look akin to deep and unhappy  disappointment. This sort of humor is most certainly not for whatever generation those born in 2003 are. But for those amongst you who like the comedy stylings of Jimmy Carr then be prepared to have an amusing night out. 

6/10

Tuesday, 9 December 2025

#78: DIE HARD

Starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. Written by Jeb Stuart and Steven E. de Souza. Directed by John McTiernan. Budget $35 million. Running time 132 minutes. Originally released in 1988.

New York cop, John McClane (Bruce Willis) arrives in Los Angeles on the literal eve of Christmas to spend the holidays with his estranged wife, Holly (Bonne Bedelia) and young family. Chauffeured to the Nakatomi building, McClane arrives in the middle of a joint Christmas/business celebration only to become right man in the wrong place and time when an army of highly deadly and well equipped Euro-trash terrorists, lead by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) hi-jack the office Christmas Party as a cover for stealing 600 million dollars worth of bearer bonds, not realising that one of the guests is actually a NYPD cop...

What follows is a masterclass in action cinema, and quite frankly one of the best action films ever filmed, it's certainly in my top ten all time favourite films.

It's the film that made and established Bruce Willis, introduced the world to Alan Rickman and cemented John McTiernan as one of the best action directors. it also changed the shape of action films and created a template that's still in use to this day. The imagined conversation in Hollywood about pitching a film to a producer, "so, what's it about?' And the writer firing back, "It's Die Hard on a boat!". It's become a part of the cinematic lexicon.

I've always loved this movie, and last saw it on the big screen back in 2023, oddly enough I saw it back then with It's a Wonderful Life, which is the next film I saw. Seeing 'it', Die Hard on the big screen again is always a delightful experience, films need to be seen on the big screen, where you lose yourself in the experience in a way you don't at home. You seen things you miss on a small screen. Willis cared back then and it shows, Rickman is simply superb in his breakout role as the leader of the gang of ex-terrorists, Hans Gruber and the movie gave Robert Davi a brief golden period in his career, leading to the role of the villain, Franz Sanchez, in the Bond film Licence to Kill.
This is a glorious action film that has no need for shaky cam or frenzied editing to convey drama, it's got an endlessly quotable script and it's well plotted and has no flabby centre, the way it sets up the scenario and introduces the villains is a masterclass in plotting. That coupled with good practical effects, some nifty compositing and a 15 cert for bloody violence, plus bare breasts makes it one of my top ten favourite films!
10/10 Quiz time. 1. How many 'terrorists' survive the attack? 2. Several other action actors and characters are referenced by John McClane, how many and who? 3. What day does 'Die Hard' take place on? 4. How many years has McClane been a NYPD cop?

Monday, 8 December 2025

#77: ETERNITY

STARRING by Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner, John Early, Olga Merediz and Da'Vine Joy Randolph. Written by Pat Cunnane and David Freyne. Directed by David Freyne. Budget $8 million.  Running time 114 mintues.

80-something couple Joan Cutler (Betty Buckley) and her husband of 63years are attending a gender reveal party when Larry Cutler (Barry Primus) chokes to death on a pretzel and wakes up as Miles Teller in the afterlife. There he's asked to choose which eternity he'd like to have and the choice is limitless, Broland, Winecountry, or even Beachworld to name a few, but instead and much to the chargin of his Afterlife Coordinator, Anna (Da'Vine Joy Randolph) Larry refuses to choose announcing he's going to wait for his wife, Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) to arrive. Luckily a week later she passes away too and they're reunited. And then Joan's first husband, Luke (Callum Turner) a Naval pilot who died in the Korean war walks up, it turns out that he too has been waiting for 67 years for her to arrive and Joan finds herself in an impossible dilemma, which man will she choose to spend eternity with, or does she wish to go it alone? However there is a fly in the ointment. Once an Eternity has been choosen, you can never leave it, if you do you'll be hunted down like Logan's Run and exiled into the void. SO, choose wisely...

And that's the plot. What follows is an utterly glorious and wonderful romantic comedy that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure, it feels like a classic Hollywood Screwball Comedy, or those comedies that used to star Doris Day and Rock Hudson. The script is witty, and funny, fast paced and romantic, it explores not just the relationship between Joan and her two husbands, but also the growing relationship between the two husbands and also the relationship between the two Afterlife Coordinators assigned to cases, Anna and Ryan (John Early). Added to the mix is Karen (Olga Merediz) the life-long friend of Joan who knew both men. 

The production design is superb, the portrayal of the afterlife, seen as a infinity-sized railway arrival hall sat side-by-side with to a huge trade convention offering afterlife opportunities, is great and packed full of wonderful sight gags. The tone is upbeat and light but that never drowns the emotional core. This is a film that explores love and relationships and it's a real treat. But this isn't all fluff, there's a visit to the memory archive, where people can relive their lives, that offers a sombre note to the proceedings. 

This felt like a throw-back to a bygone time, the script never preaches, there's no hidden agenda or messaging trying to piggyback the ride, just the story of a woman trying to choose which husband to spend an eternity with. It's witty, funny, clever and utterly enjoyable and the running time of 114 minutes flew by. Catch it before it's lost for all eternity. 

9/10

I have this theory that Hollywood like to replace old movie stars with new, Brad Pitt was the new Robert Redford, Arnie was Victor Mature, Mel Gibson the new Rod Taylor and after this I can announce that Miles Teller is the new Rock Hudson.


Sunday, 7 December 2025

#76: KILL BILL THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR

 

STARRING: Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen, Sonny Chiba, Julie Dreyfus, Chiaki Kuriyama, Gordon Liu, Michael Parks and David Carradine. Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. Budget $60 million. Running time 275 minutes, or four and a half hours.

Heavily pregnant assassin and the 'most dangerous woman in the world' Beatrix 'The Bride' Kiddo aka Black Mamba (Uma Thurman) is beaten half-to-death, shot in the head and left for dead during her wedding dress rehearsal by members of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (of which she was a member) and her mentor and lover the eponymous Bill (David Carradine). Four years later she awakens from a coma to find herself robbed of the child she was carrying and embarks on a bloody trail of revenge against the two men and four women who tried to kill her. The film told in chapters and chronologically out of order charts her battles against O-Ren Ishii- Cottonmouth (Lucy Liu), Vernita Green - Copperhead (
Vicica A. Fox), Ellie Driver - California Mountain Snake (Daryl Hannah) and Budd - Sidwinder (Michael Madsen) until the final showdown with Bill himself. 

What follows is 275 minutes of pure cinematic genius, a glorious movie, one that now presented as a whole and not as two films released a year apart is a note perfect triumph, made by one of the last great auteurs of the cinema, Quentin Tarantino.

Originally released back in 2003 for Kill Bill films and 2004 for the second part, it's only now as a whole that Tarantino's vision can be experienced as he truly intended and what an astonishing visual feast it is! Seeing both together elevates both films to something close to perfection. The original Kill Bill was hailed by all, while the second film felt flat in comparison. Seen now as a whole,  slightly tweaked, with added sequences, an extended anime interlude and the original 'cliffhanger' removed, the journey of The Bride becomes an utterly absorbing experience, and the 275 minutes seemed to fly by, I found myself grinning for the entire running time, sucked in completely and fully engaged, to see this write large, in 35mm up on the big screen helped to complete the illusion. The music, handpicked by Tarantino fits perfectly, the acting peerless, David Carradine was never better, likewise Michael Parks playing two roles was sublime, as was Michael Madsen, not to mention either Thurman, Hannah or Liu, all of whom were superb! The look and cinematography gave this film its own unique and almost tactile feel. the cinematography by Robert Richardson has to take a special mention too, the colours, so rich and sumptuous. And whereas the original Kill Bill 2 seemed a tad wordy and talky, here as a whole the two halves compliment each other and help to create one of the greatest films of this century, so far. The script by Tarantino is filled with quote-worthy lines and some truly beautifully written scenes. He really was never better than with this and whereas i still really enjoy his films, this is the one I love beyond measure. The action so expertly shot and now presented in all its uncut gory glory is astounding. No need for shaky cam or frantic editing, here everything is in shot and choreographed by a stunt team of utter legends. GODDAM IT! I have to stop, I have nothing bad about this film! 

There are some people who do not like Tarantino the man, or his works who will call Kill Bill ploddy and boring, or all style over content, but to those people I will say that not only are you wrong, but your opinion is also utterly without merit and completely wrong. We should count ourselves lucky to live in a world where Tarantino can create unique, original works that confound our expectations.

Drop everything and go and see this on the big screen as soon as you can. I cannot think of a single thing I did not like about the film, it truly was one of those extremely rare cinematic occurrences, a note-perfect, cinematic triumph that will go down in history as one of the best films of all-times. 

A total stone-cold 10/10.

Friday, 5 December 2025

#75: PILLION


STARRING Harry Melling, Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd, Douglas Hodge, Lesley Sharp, Jake Shears and Anthony Welsh. Written and directed by Harry Lighton, based on the book Box Hill by Adam Mars-Jones. Running time 107.

Harry Melling is Colin, a young, lonely, gay traffic warden still living at home with his terminally-ill mum, Peggy (Lesley Sharp) and his dad, Pete (Douglas Hodge). He spends his days being verbally abused by irate motorists and his evenings enduring cringe-worthy first-dates with any gay man, Colin's mum can find in her social group. That is when he's not singing, with his brother, in their father's barber's shop quartet. Then one night Ray (Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd), dressed in skin-tight bike leathers, strides into his life and Colin's life is turned upside down. Before you can say, 'Can I get you a drink?' Colin's on his knees in a grotty alleyway fellating Ray and licking his boots. The next day he's a fully signed up member of the BDSM community, living alongside Ray's dog, Rosie, in Ray's spartan home, cooking, cleaning, getting his head shaved, sleeping on the floor of Ray's bedroom and being Ray's sex toy, whenever the urge grips him, and Colin couldn't be happier in his submissive role. It's a role Colin seems to have been born to play, and he soon finds himself deeply immersed in a gay biker gang BDSM club that Ray rides with. As time passes, Colin begins to feel the need for something more emotional, a non-sexual connection, maybe the chance to sleep in Ray's bed at night, or just be hugged occasionally rather than flung around like a rag doll in a bout of BDSM wrestling.  

Ray is stoic, silent and utterly mesmerising and beyond being fantastically sexual, we learn absolutely nothing about him, his past, his job, his aspirations, in fact he barely speaks. He spends his nights reading, and ordering Colin to perform anything he desires, all we learn of him is that tattooed in the middle of his chest are three names, all female and that the only living thing Ray seems to have any true affection for is his Rottweiler.

The wonderful thing about this film is that Colin's homosexuality is utterly accepted by everyone in his sphere, his co-workers, his brother and his parents, they don't care if their son is gay, it's never an issue and it's just accepted and it was quite refreshing. It's also incredibly rare to see gay sex in a mainstream movie, it's even rarer to watch two men dressed in skin-tight lycra, wrestling  on a mat before engaging in full-on sex, which to the un-initiated would seem to more akin to rape that than consenting, so welcome to the world of BDSM.

This was a fascinating cinematic experience, at times this is incredibly uncomfortable to watch, the sex seems so aggressive, so outside anything I'm used to that it's awkward to watch, but yet Colin is such an eager and willing participant to the sex that you no option but accept it as the norm. Colin wants it and boy does he get it, but what he also wants is an emotional connection, especially once his mother dies, and that's when problems begin to rise in their relationship. He asks Ray for a day where they just do normal couple things, and to share his Ray's bed, and maybe cuddle or just kiss and it's the highlight of the film. 

The performances from the two leads is mesmerising, although Harry Melling's face is a tough watch, Luckily Alexander Skarsgård isn't. Good performances, well shot and with a strong soundtrack. I might have had issues with this particular type of sex, but not with the film itself or the story at its core.

8/10




















Thursday, 4 December 2025

#74: NUREMBERG

 


STARRING: Russell Crowe, Rami Malek, Michael Shannon, Richard E. Grant, Leo Woodall, John Slattery, Mark O'Brien, Colin Hanks, Wrenn Schmidt and Lydia Peckham. Written and directed by James Vanderbilt. Running time 148 minutes.

Welcome to Oscar bait season. 

Based on the book, The Nazi and the PsychiatristThe film chronicles the efforts of U.S. Army psychiatrist, Douglas Kelley (Rami Malek) to psychoanalysis and keep safe Hermann Göring (Russell Crowe) and 10 other high-ranking members of the Nazi party long enough so they can stand trial for war crimes in Nuremberg. 

The film is earnestly and seriously made and the actors, all save one, do a damn fine job, Crowe eats the cast for dinner, hence his enormous girth and give the film its true menace and power. the film starts by following Michael Shannon's Robert H. Jackson as he fights to have the War Crimes Trials set up in the first place, and then later in the third act as the leader of the prosecution, and his work with Sir David Maxwell Fyfe (Richard E. Grant) to land a conviction against 
Göring. The second and main thread follows Rami Malek's Douglas Kelley as he interviews Göring and the other Nazis, and his relationship with his German-born Jewish American translator and US Army solider Sgt Howie Triest (Leo Woodall). And finally in the final act the court case itself.  

This is an earnest and deeply sincere work whose only fly in the ointment is the dashing Hollywood star who's as wooden as he is stiff, Rami Malek who stands out like a massive sore thumb. While the rest of the cast easily breeze through their roles, Malik screams "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY CRAFT! GOD, I'M A GREAT ACTOR!" He spends most of the time posing in doorways, or smoking, or turning around to deliver lines facing us, or dressed in a T-shirt, which feels so anachronistic for the time. He's all twitches, pouts and teeth and never feels comfortable in the role, while in complete contrast Russell Crowe just fucking smashes it like a gladiator. 

The film's course sees the preparations of the trial and Kelley's numerous interviews with Göring, then cuts to Kelley racing off for lunch with Göring's wife and daughter before racing back for more interviews, before the classic third act drama of him being dismissed from the military and sent home, but staying long enough to deliver the evidence that will convict Göring, and everyone stands and nod their approval of him. 

The trial is the most profound element of the film and the use of the actual footage from the Nazi death camps that were shown at the trial still have the unbelievable power to shock, even today.

The film has an unhurried, thoughtful and powerful feel which makes you realise how if left unchecked certain current world leaders aren't a million miles away for the horrors of Hitler and his despicable ilk.

7/10