Tuesday 29 December 2015

FILMS OF 2015

FILMS OF 2015


So here it is my list of the Top Ten Films of the Year. Followed by my Bottom Ten Flops of the year and then if you're interested where they all ranked in descending order. 2015 wasn't a huge year for me and cinema visits, I only managed a paltry 80 visits of which 7 were multiple viewings of the same films and one was a re-issue of a classic old film and so doesn't rank in the Top Ten because if it did it would be in 6th place.

2015 produced more 10/10 films than any year I can remember and started off fantastically, however the summer proved to be a big disappointment and the year struggled to end on anything truly satisfying apart from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I can't tell you how gutted I am not to use my trademarked slogan: The Farce Awakens which I'd written in anticipation of the film being terrible, much like I did with the dreadful prequels which I christened: The Phantom Denis, Attack of the Clowns and Revenge of the Pissed. Ah well.

Anyway, without further ado, here we go.

2015 TOP TEN FILMS OF THE YEAR.


1. BIRDMAN

2. WHIPLASH
3. THE MARTIAN
4. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
5. JOHN WICK
6. FOXCATCHER
7. SICARIO
8. AMERICAN SNIPER
9. KINGSMAN
10. INSIDE OUT

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

11. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION
12. STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
13. ANT-MAN
14. SPY
15. WHILE WE'RE YOUNG
16. SLOW WEST
17. SPECTRE
18. THE INTERVIEW
19. SHAUN THE SHEEP
20. HUNGER GAMES: MOCKING JAY PT 2.

BOTTOM WORST FILMS OF THE YEAR 2015 - IN DESCENDING ORDER

10.  FANTASTIC FOUR
9. GET HARD
8. DUMB AND DUMBER TO
7. TED 2
6. HITMAN: AGENT 47
5. PIXELS
4. MORTDECAI
3. TAKEN 3
2. ENTOURAGE

1. ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING

UN-HONOURABLE MENTIONS

20. TERMINATOR: GENISYS
19. INTO THE WOODS
18. THE LAST WITCH HUNTER
17. SELF/LESS
16. JUPITER ASCENDING
15. WILD CARD
14. SELF/LESS
13. PAN
12. SEVENTH SON
11. CHRISTMAS WITH THE COOPERS

ALL FILMS WITH SCORES IN DESCENDING ORDER INCLUDING RE-ISSUES.

  1. Birdman 10/10
  2. Whiplash 10/10
  3. The Martian 10/10
  4. Mad Max: Fury Road 10/10
  5. John Wick 10/10 
  6. The Terminator 10/10 (re-issue)
  7. Foxcatcher 9/10
  8. Sicario 9/10
  9. American Sniper 9/10
  10. Boyhood 9/10 (released in 2014)
  11. Gone Girl 9/10 (released in 2014)
  12. Kingsman 9/10
  13. Inside Out 9/10
  14. Star Wars: The Force Awakens 8/10
  15. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation 8/10
  16. Ant-Man 8/10
  17. Spy 8/10
  18. While We're young 8/10
  19. Slow West 8/10 
  20. Spectre 8/10
  21. The Interview 8/10
  22. Shaun The Sheep 8/10 
  23. Hunger Games Mocking Jay Pt 2 81/0
  24. Black Mass 8/10
  25. Legend 7/10 
  26. Crimson Peak 7/10
  27. The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron 7/10
  28. Fast and Furious Seven 7/10 
  29. Sisters 7/10
  30. Minions 7/10
  31. Jurassic World 7/10
  32. Spooks: The Greater Good 7/10 
  33. Man Up 7/10
  34. Run All Night 7/10
  35. The Voices 7/10
  36. Big Hero Six 7/10
  37. Trainwreck 7/10
  38. Moomins on the Riviera 7/10 
  39. Victor Frankenstein 7/10 
  40. In The Heart of the Sea 6/10
  41. Pitch Perfect 2 6/10
  42. Big Game 6/10 
  43. San Andreas 6/10
  44. The Age of Adaline 6/10
  45. Child 44 6/10 
  46. Man From Uncle 6/10 
  47. Solace 6/10
  48. Divegence: Insurgence 6/10 
  49. Daddy's Home. 5/10
  50. The Visit 5/10
  51. Bad Education 5/10
  52. Tomorrowland 5/10 
  53. Maze Runner Scorch Trials 5/10
  54. Terminator: Genisys 5/10
  55. Into The Woods 5/10
  56. The Last Witch Hunter 5/10
  57.  The Duff 5/10
  58. Wild Card 5/10
  59. Jupiter Ascending 5/10
  60. Self/Less 5/10 
  61. Pan 4/10
  62. Seventh Son 4/10
  63. Christmas With The Coopers 3/10
  64. Fanastic Four 3/10
  65. Get Hard 3/10
  66. Dumb and Dumber To 3/10
  67. Ted 2 3/10 
  68. Hitman: Agent 47 2/10
  69. Pixels 2/10
  70. Mortdecai 2/10
  71. Taken 3 2/10
  72. Entourage 1/10 
  73. Absolutely Anything 0/10

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