Tuesday 1 January 2019

2018 BEST AND WORST FILMS OF THE YEAR


This has been an odd year for me, one that impacted on my movie going. First off I found I was too busy to post reviews of all the films I'd seen this year, and then I lost my sister and that sort of dampened my passion for the movies. As a result, I only managed 95 movies this year.

FILMS OF 2018

Reissue:
2001 : A Space Odyssey 10/10
Die Hard 10/10
Escape From New York 10/10
The Dam Busters At 75 Live from Royal Albert Hall 10/10
Grease: 40th Anniversary Reissue 9/10

TOP TEN FILMS OF 2018
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri 10/10
Coco 10/10
Avengers: INFINITY WAR 9/10
Isle Of Dogs 9/10
Mission: Impossible - Fallout 9/10
American Animals 9/10
Free Solo 9/10
First Man 9/10
BlacKKKlansman 9/10
McQueen 9/10

WORST BOTTOM TEN FILMS OF 2018
Mortal Engines 4/10
Slaughterhouse Rulez 4/10
Death Wish 4/10
The Predator  4/10
Tomb Raider 4/10
Holmes and Watson 4/10
Magnificent Breasts: The Crimes of Mr. Grimsdale 4/10
Venom 3/10
Mamma Mia : Here We Go Again! 3/10
Happy Time Murders 2/10

Remaining films in descending order
Whitney 9/10
Christmas Carol 9/10
Darkest Hour 9/10

Ready Player One 8/10
The Post 8/10
All The Money In The World 8/10
Molly's Game 8/10
Overlord 8/10
Juliet, Naked 8/10
I, Tonya 8/10 
Bohemian Rhapsody 8/10
Alpha 8/10
A Quiet Place 8/10
Old Man and a Gun 8/10
The Hate U Give 8/10
Downsizing  8/10
A Star Is Born 8/10
A Simple Favour 8/10
Black Panther 8/10
The Shape Of Water 8/10
Star Wars : THE LAST JEDI 8/10
Lady Bird 8/10

Creed II 7/10
Pacific Rim : UPRISING 7/10
You Were Never Really Here 7/10
Assassination Nation - 7/10
Widows – 7/10
Hunter Killer 7/10
Ant-Man And The Wasp 7/10
Incredibles 2 7/10
Tag 7/10
Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom 7/10
12 Strong 7/10

The Equalizer 2 6/10
M4J Sgt. Stubby: An Unlikely Hero 6/10
Game Night  6/10
The Commuter 6/10
Love Simon 6/10
Red Sparrow 6/10
Deadpool 2 6/10
Ocean's 8 6/10

Maze Runner 3: Death Cure 5/10
Den of Thieves 5/10
Rampage 5/10
The Meg 5/10
Halloween 5/10
The Girl in the Spider’s Web 5/10
Mile 22 5/10
Brad’s Status 5/10
Crazy Rich Asians 5/10 
Solo: A Star Wars Story 5/10
Mortal Engines 4/10
Slaughterhouse Rulez 4/10
Death Wish 4/10
The Predator  4/10
Tomb Raider 4/10
Holmes and Watson 4/10
Magnificent Breasts: The Crimes of Mr. Grimsdale 4/10

Venom 3/10
Mamma Mia : Here We Go Again! 3/10
Happy Time Murders 2/10

ALL FILMS OF 2018 IN ORDER
December 2018
  1. 15/12/18 Creed II 7/10
  2. 15/12/18 Mortal Engines (x2) 4/10
  3. 14/12/18 The Old Man and the Gun 8/10
  4. 13/12/18 Aquaman 5/10
  5. 11/12/2018  A Christmas Carol (Starring Simon Callow) 9/10
  6. Aquaman 5/10
  7. Die Hard 10/1
  8. Free Solo 9/10
  9. Holmes and Watson 4/10
  10. Mary Poppins Returns 8/10
  11. Bumblebee 6/10
November 2018 
  1. 22/11/2018 Escape From New York 10/10
  2. 21/11/2018 Overlord 8/10
  3. 19/11/2018 The Girl in the Spider’s Web 5/10
  4. 17/11/2018 Magnificent Breasts: The Crimes of Mr. Grimsdale 4/10
  5. 12/11/2018 Assassination Nation - 7/10
  6. 11/11/2018  Widows – 7/10
  7. Star Wars: A New Hope – Live orchestra 10/10
  8. 11/11/2018  M4J Sgt. Stubby: An Unlikely Hero 6/10
  9. 07/11/2018  Juliet, Naked -8/10
  10. 05/11/2018  Overlord : X2 8/10
  11. 03/11/2018  Slaughterhouse Rulez 4/10
    October 2018 
  12. 28/10/2018  Venom 3/10
  13. 27/10/2018  Bohemian Rhapsody 7/10
  14. 22/10/2018  Halloween (2018) 5/10
  15. 19/10/2018  Hunter Killer 6/10
  16. 14/10/2018  First Man 9/10
  17. 09/10/2018  Crazy Rich Asians 5/10 
  18. 08/10/2018  The Hate U Give 8/10
  19. 06/10/2018  A Star Is Born 8/10
    September 2018
  20. 27/09/2018  A Simple Favour 7/10
  21. 25/09/2018  Mile 22 5/10
  22. 13/09/2018  American Animals 9/10
  23. 12/09/2018  The Predator  4/10
    August 2018
  24. 29/08/2018  BlacKkKlansman 9/10
  25. 29/08/2018  Alpha 8/10
  26. 27/08/2018  The Happytime Murders 3/10
  27. 11/08/2018  The Meg 5/10
  28. 06/08/2018  The Equalizer 2 : Unlimited Screening 6/10
  29. 04/08/2018  Mission : Impossible - Fallout 9/10
  30. 02/08/2018  Ant-Man And The Wasp 7/10
  31. 02/08/2018  Ant-Man And The Wasp 7/10
  32. 02/08/2018  Ant-Man And The Wasp 7/10
    July 2018
  33. 25/07/2018  Mission : Impossible – Fallout 9/10 
  34. 24/07/2018  Mamma Mia : Here We Go Again! 5/10
  35. 22/07/2018  Incredibles 2 7/10
  36. 08/07/2018  Whitney (2018) 9/10
  37. 04/07/2018  Tag (2018) 7/10
    June 2018
  38. 18/06/2018  Ocean's 8 7/10
  39. 15/06/2018  McQueen 9/10
  40. 10/06/2018  Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom 7/10
  41. 20/06/2018  Secret Unlimited Screening 8 
  42. 03/06/2018  2001 : A Space Odyssey (Re : 2018)  10/10
    May 2018
  43. 27/05/2018  Solo: A Star Wars Story 5/10
  44. 19/05/2018  Deadpool 2 6/10
  45. 16/05/2018  Deadpool 2 6/10
  46. 17/05/2018  The Dam Busters At 75 Live from Royal Albert Hall 10/10
  47. 02/05/2018 Avengers : INFINITY WAR 9/10
    April 2018
  48. 11/04/2018 Rampage 5/10
  49. 09/04/2018 Ready Player One 8/10 
  50. 08/04/2018 A Quiet Place 8/10
  51. 08/04/2018 Death Wish 4/10
  52. 26/04/2018 Avengers : INFINITY WAR 9/10
  53. 19/04/2018 Grease : 40th Anniversary Reissue 9/10
    March 2018
  54. 30/03/2018 Isle Of Dogs 9/10
  55. 25/03/2018 Pacific Rim : UPRISING 7/10
  56. 25/03/2018 Tomb Raider 4/10
  57. 20/03/2018 You Were Never Really Here 7/10
  58. 19/03/2018 Ready Player One : 8/10
  59. 03/03/2018 Game Night  6/10
  60. 01/03/2018 Red Sparrow 6/10

    February 2018
  1. 24/02/2018 Lady Bird 7/10
  2. 13/03/2018 I, Tonya 8/10 
  3. 26/02/2018 Game Night : 6/10
  4. 13/02/2018 Black Panther 8/10
  5. 05/02/2018 Downsizing  8/10
  6. Den of Thieves 6/10

    January 2018 (13)
  7. 12 Strong 7/10
  8. 30/01/2018 The Shape Of Water 8/10
  9. 20/01/2018 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri 10/10
  10. The Post 8/10
  11. Maze Runner 3: Death Cure 6/10
  12. 20/01/2018 The Commuter 6/10
  13. 14/01/2018 Coco 9/10
  14. 13/01/2018 Darkest Hour 9/10
  15. Brad’s Status 5/10
  16. 05/01/2018 All The Money In The World 8/10
  17. 03/01/2018 Molly's Game 8/10
  18. 02/01/2018 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri 10/10
  19. 01/01/2018 Star Wars : THE LAST JEDI 8/10
  20. Game Night 6/10
  21. Red Sparrow 6/10
  22. Ready Player One (x2) 8/10
  23. You Were Never Really Here 7/10
  24. Tomb Raider 5/10
  25. Pacific Rim Uprising 7/10
  26. Isle of Dogs 9/10

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri 10/10Even before I found out my sister loved this film I was bowled over by it, the power, the story, the acting and the black as ink humour. I loved this and saw it three times. For me this year marked the nadir of Hollywood blockbusters and I found myself loving films that weren't mainstream. This satisfied me greatly and I found myself blissfully lost in the fictitious world of Ebbing. A more engrossing film I did not see this year. Deeply deeply fulfilling.

The Happytime Murders 2/10
Quite frankly, a terrible, terrible film, bereft of humour, wit or even an original idea in its foam stuffed head. Just avoid like the plague and watch the far funnier and more shocking ‘Meet The Feebles’ from Peter Jackson. Melissa McCartney needs to start picking her projects with more care because some of the stinkers she’s picking are in danger of sinking her career. This is the sort of film where invariably the trailer is funnier than the actual movie, however in this case it’s equally as piss power and shit. I think there was one laugh and that’s the silly string ejaculate gag. After that it’s like tying weights to the feet of someone and dropping them into the deepend so quickly does this descend into wretchedness and utter tedium. Just a woeful bag of shit.



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