#77: ETERNITY

STARRING by Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner, John Early, Olga Merediz and Da'Vine Joy Randolph. Written by Pat Cunnane and David Freyne. Directed by David Freyne. Budget $8 million.  Running time 114 mintues.

80-something couple Joan Cutler (Betty Buckley) and her husband of 63years are attending a gender reveal party when Larry Cutler (Barry Primus) chokes to death on a pretzel and wakes up as Miles Teller in the afterlife. There he's asked to choose which eternity he'd like to have and the choice is limitless, Broland, Winecountry, or even Beachworld to name a few, but instead and much to the chargin of his Afterlife Coordinator, Anna (Da'Vine Joy Randolph) Larry refuses to choose announcing he's going to wait for his wife, Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) to arrive. Luckily a week later she passes away too and they're reunited. And then Joan's first husband, Luke (Callum Turner) a Naval pilot who died in the Korean war walks up, it turns out that he too has been waiting for 67 years for her to arrive and Joan finds herself in an impossible dilemma, which man will she choose to spend eternity with, or does she wish to go it alone? However there is a fly in the ointment. Once an Eternity has been choosen, you can never leave it, if you do you'll be hunted down like Logan's Run and exiled into the void. SO, choose wisely...

And that's the plot. What follows is an utterly glorious and wonderful romantic comedy that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure, it feels like a classic Hollywood Screwball Comedy, or those comedies that used to star Doris Day and Rock Hudson. The script is witty, and funny, fast paced and romantic, it explores not just the relationship between Joan and her two husbands, but also the growing relationship between the two husbands and also the relationship between the two Afterlife Coordinators assigned to cases, Anna and Ryan (John Early). Added to the mix is Karen (Olga Merediz) the life-long friend of Joan who knew both men. 

The production design is superb, the portrayal of the afterlife, seen as a infinity-sized railway arrival hall sat side-by-side with to a huge trade convention offering afterlife opportunities, is great and packed full of wonderful sight gags. The tone is upbeat and light but that never drowns the emotional core. This is a film that explores love and relationships and it's a real treat. But this isn't all fluff, there's a visit to the memory archive, where people can relive their lives, that offers a sombre note to the proceedings. 

This felt like a throw-back to a bygone time, the script never preaches, there's no hidden agenda or messaging trying to piggyback the ride, just the story of a woman trying to choose which husband to spend an eternity with. It's witty, funny, clever and utterly enjoyable and the running time of 114 minutes flew by. Catch it before it's lost for all eternity. 

9/10

I have this theory that Hollywood like to replace old movie stars with new, Brad Pitt was the new Robert Redford, Arnie was Victor Mature, Mel Gibson the new Rod Taylor and after this I can announce that Miles Teller is the new Rock Hudson.